ultrafacts:

shitfacedanon:

arachnofiend:

footworkdruid:

ultrafacts:

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i really like this ultrafact because the setup implies something funny or unexpected is going to happen, but not only is the ‘punchline’ actually just standard torturous murder but the lack of punctuation adds a bizarre, text-post quality to the tone. syntactically speaking this ultrafact is a piece of accidental genius

The Mongol Empire was the safest place in the world as long as you didn’t backstab the Mongols.

To add to this, he actually sent two. The first was to sorta present a message of peace telling the leader in essence “We’re both great leaders of great empires and equals in stature.” and after the fucker killed the first caravan he sent another to figure out what the hell happened because maybe the fucker didn’t know who he was.
Then he invaded and utterly erased the empire off the face of the earth 

Did you guys know that Genghis Khan even went so far as to divert a river through the Khwarezmid emperor’s birthplace, erasing it from the map? This was how mad the emperor made Genghis feel. (Source)

ultrafacts:

shitfacedanon:

arachnofiend:

footworkdruid:

ultrafacts:

Source For more posts like this, follow the Ultrafacts Blog!

i really like this ultrafact because the setup implies something funny or unexpected is going to happen, but not only is the ‘punchline’ actually just standard torturous murder but the lack of punctuation adds a bizarre, text-post quality to the tone. syntactically speaking this ultrafact is a piece of accidental genius

The Mongol Empire was the safest place in the world as long as you didn’t backstab the Mongols.

To add to this, he actually sent two. The first was to sorta present a message of peace telling the leader in essence “We’re both great leaders of great empires and equals in stature.” and after the fucker killed the first caravan he sent another to figure out what the hell happened because maybe the fucker didn’t know who he was.

Then he invaded and utterly erased the empire off the face of the earth 

Did you guys know that Genghis Khan even went so far as to divert a river through the Khwarezmid emperor’s birthplace, erasing it from the map? This was how mad the emperor made Genghis feel. (Source)

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surprisebitch:

iverbz:

we got gorillas out here eating ass in front of school children but yall niggas still think its a game

now thats an educational school trip

surprisebitch:

iverbz:

we got gorillas out here eating ass in front of school children but yall niggas still think its a game

now thats an educational school trip

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meteor-falls:

Japanese/English Clefairy

meteor-falls:

Japanese/English Clefairy

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the-pizza-lich:

sonofbaldwin:

Apparently, Americans like white Jesus, but not brown Allah.

I saw the officials of NFL say he should not have been penalized in the statement they read on the view today. Hopefully we get a followup though. I hope the ref is fined and penalized bc he’s the one who made that call.

the-pizza-lich:

sonofbaldwin:

Apparently, Americans like white Jesus, but not brown Allah.

I saw the officials of NFL say he should not have been penalized in the statement they read on the view today. Hopefully we get a followup though. I hope the ref is fined and penalized bc he’s the one who made that call.

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kacsa:

beben-eleben:

Japanese Food Porn

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fwips:

/SCREAM/ MY GRANDPA JUST MADE ME A REPLACEMENT COMPUTER CHARGER TO USE TILL THE NEW ONE GETS HERE

LOOK AT IT

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HE LITERALLY MADE MY COMPUTER A HEART/LIFE SUPPORT OUT OF A PILE OF SCRAPS MY GRANDPA IS TONY STARK

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